Rosetta Stone

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

American Conservatives & their literary fetishes

Lewis "Scooter" Libby, is the former Chief of Staff and assistant for National Security Affairs to US Vice President Dick Cheney (Bush needs a new Dick). He's indictment includes the obstruction of justice and two counts of perjury. He was charged after allegedly leaking the name of a CIA operative to the press (Where's Ann Coulter when you need her to scream treason). Something else surfaced during these interesting events, it was a novel called The Apprentice, which Libby wrote in 1996. The Apprentice is littered with edgy sexual material and strong language, which includes bestiality, incest, homosexuality and rape. Yes people, there's a man raping a bear in early 20th century Japan inside this novel.

"Wow, who would have thought that clean living, family values man Scooter Libby was capable of writing such filth," said one reviewer on Amazon.

At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.
Excerpt from The Apprentice

And talking about repressed hypocrites, another conservative who has an edge for writing erotic novels and pornography is Bill O'Reilly, the full-time Fox News talkshow host and part-time dodging sexual harassment suits. Bill wrote a novel by the name of Those Who Trespass, Another paperback full of profanity, rape and extreme sexuality. Yes, it's the same Bill who launched a crusade against rapper Ludacris, accusing him of spreading profanity in his songs lyrics, causing Ludacris to lose his Pepsi endorsement. It's been rumored that Mel Gibson will adapt Bill's novel for a movie release, apparently he also have a passion of Bill. Here's an excerpt from the Novel:-

Stripping off her bathing-suit, she walked into the huge shower. She pulled the lime green curtain across the entrance and then set the water for a tepid 75-degrees. The spray felt great against her skin as she ducked her head underneath the nozzle. Closing her eyes she concentrated on the tingling sensation of water flowing against her body. Suddenly another sensation entered, Ashley felt two large hands wrap themselves around her breasts and hot breathe on the back of her neck. She opened her eyes wide and giggled, "I thought you drowned out there snorkel man."

Tommy O'Malley was naked and at attention. "Drowning is not an option", he said, "unless of course you beg me to perform unnatural acts right here in this shower".

Tsk tsk tsk...

Posted by MG :: 12:14 PM ::